Don't Start Cow

I wrote an original new (vegan) song. Enjoy!

If you don’t wanna eat meat...


Made a pot of gravy, savoury

While roasting some chunks of cow

Wrapped it all in pastry, tasty

Meat pie makes my mouth go wow!


I’m so fat already

Arteries clogged, it’s scary

But protein makes you strong and tall, so  

If you don’t wanna see me lunching with some hottie

Eating roast beef, grilled steak, spuds and fresh roti


Don’t show up, don’t eat out

Don’t start caring about grilled cow

Eat your veg, get protein how?

Don’t start caring about grilled cow


Aren’t you the girl who tried to

Hurt me when you served veg pie?

Though I took my time to message you

That I traded up. Yay! Goodbye!


I’m so fat already

Arteries clogged, it’s scary

But protein makes you strong and tall, so 

If you don’t wanna see me lunching with some hottie

Eating roast beef, grilled steak, spuds and fresh roti


Don’t show up, don’t eat out

Don’t start caring about grilled cow

Eat your veg, get protein how?

Don’t start caring about grilled cow (‘bout grilled cow, ‘bout grilled cow)


Moo, moo

Don’t eat out, out, out

Don’t show up, up, up

Don’t start cow (moo)

Moo, moo

Don’t eat out, out

But protein makes you strong and tall, so 


If you don’t wanna see me lunching with some hottie

Eating roast beef, grilled steak, spuds and fresh roti


Don’t show up (don’t show up), don’t eat out (don’t eat out)

Don’t start caring about grilled cow, (‘bout grilled cow)

Eat your veg (eat your veg), get protein how? (get protein how?)

Don’t start caring about grilled cow (moo)


Moo, moo

Don’t eat out, out, out

Don’t show up, up, up

Eat your veg, eat your veg (moo)

Moo, moo

Don’t eat out, out, out

Don’t show up, up, up

Eat your veg, eat your veg, moo